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The Uses Of A Cell Phone

 

Cell phones are a wonderful invention. I’m sure you knew that already. I just want to expound on the various, perhaps un-thought-of uses for the wonderful invention, the cell phone.

5. Flashlight. Only it doesn’t light up very far!
4. Timer. For like, food and stuff! Handy when one’s microwave’s power level doesn’t work and there’s no timer on the stove. Only, if it has the vibrate on, it can startle you out of your skin!
3. Calling. Yes, calling. Calling a family member while I’m inside and they’re in the garage…asking them to get hamburger out of the freezer!
2. Calling. Uh huh. Another calling. This one…me calling from my room cuz I don’t want to get up to get out of her bed. Hey, I didn’t even have to open my eyes…just feel around for my phone, push 2 for the speed-dial for , and hit send…ask her to have get out of bed…yeah! (So I’m lazy…)
1. Backseat driving. This is the ultimate in backseat driving. Call your son in traffic to tell him to switch lanes! (Names unmentioned to protect their dignity.)

Posted on August 11th, 2007 @ 3:42 pm | Filed under: Family, Funny |
 
 

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