All Things Anne

It was missing. Where had it gone? Where could it be? That was the question for Detective Anne. She had put her ring in her pants pocket with her watch and other things while she was otherwise occupied, and when she finished being, well, otherwise occupied, she put on her watch, then searched her pants pocket for her ring. It wasn’t there! She searched the area where her pants had been, thinking maybe it had fallen out. No luck. Unfortunately, where her pants had been was a bunch of computer cases, so she dumped every computer case (spilling a few screws…don’t tell Eric!), and even descended into the depths of the hot tub to search it. (That was a scary ordeal, there were a lot of dead wolf spiders, huge ones, in there!)
No luck.
She figured it must have gotten into the laundry, and told Tess to be on the lookout for it.
Then she was sitting at her desk, and her watch had slipped around her wrist like normal. Our heroic detective twisted it back around and discovered the face was high. She looked underneath, and there was her missing ring!

Case solved.

Everybody laughed.