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Posts tagged ‘Mom’

God’s Sense of Humor

December 15th, 2007

It’s been a standing joke, though (somewhat) true, among our family and relatives that we exist on beans and rice. This impression is given for two reasons:
1. This past year we were afraid we wouldn’t have enough meat, so we went easy on that.
2. You know what Dave Ramsey says; beans and rice! It’s cheap!
It’s [...]

You know what bothers me (no you don’t so I’ll tell you!) is everybody starts holidays wayyy before they actually are! For instance, there were stores putting out Christmas stuff BEFORE Halloween! What’s the point of that?? Why not just celebrate every holiday in its own time, instead of rushing things?
Maybe because the stores want [...]

Enzyme

November 26th, 2007

You know what an enzyme is, right? Something that helps aid in your digestion. Here’s a new one for ya.
Earlier Beth was playing different versions of Auld Lang Syne (pronounced auld lang zyne). After a while, Joe asked, “What’s ‘enzyme’?”
We were like “uh…what?”
“You know, they’re singing, ‘enzyme’.”
“Oh!” Mom said. “It’s ‘Auld Lang Syne’!”

Last Day of Hunting Season

November 26th, 2007

Yesterday was the last day of hunting season…for deer, at least. Elk season has been extended into December! Well, yesterday we were “on our stand”, aka the house. It was about 20 minutes to the end of shooting light, so Dad looked out the front and Ben looked out the back…and there were deer, near [...]

Misunderstanding

November 24th, 2007

Mom and I were peeling and cutting potatoes (we’re having our Thanksgiving dinner today, and people are coming over).
“Mom, are we having Chocolate French Silk Pie?” I asked. That’s my favorite kind of pie.
“No, we didn’t have any graham crackers.”
“Hey, what if we ask the boys to get some graham cracker crusts?” The boys had [...]