All Things Anne

Some funny one-liners!
I used to eat a lot of natural foods until I learned that most people die of natural causes.
The part of the automobile responsible for most accidents is the nut holding the steering wheel.
If there is no God, who pops up the next Kleenex? (Got this as a spam comment!)

This guy goes into a restaurant, and a robot comes up to him and says, “Hello, I’ll be your conversationalist for the evening until you are seated. What is your IQ?”
The guy says 160, and the robot talks to him about the theory of relativity, NASA stuff, and quantum mechanics. The guy is intrigued, and [...]

An amateur genealogical researcher discovered that his great-great uncle, Remus Starr, a fellow lacking in character, was hanged for horse stealing and train robbery in Montana in 1889. The only known photograph of Remus shows him standing on the gallows. On the back of the picture is this inscription:
“Remus Starr; horse thief; sent to [...]

On Saturday we went to the convention (of which I’ll post later!), and while waiting for Mom and Dad in their meeting, we listened to Little Bear Wheeler. He is a Christian historian, and was very interesting to listen to! Here is a joke he told (not exact, but quite close):
Moses and Jesus were part [...]

This is definitely the strangest cat I’ve ever seen!
Talk about creative advertising! I never thought about color-coordinating my shirts and my books…