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Posts tagged ‘Dad’

Boom Boom, Out Go the Lights

February 29th, 2008

I was in my room, listening to the grinding, growling noise my old alarm clock makes (which I don’t use, by the way, since I use my cell phone for alarms), when suddenly it quit. “Finally gave up the ghost,” I thought, and left the room. Things were much too quiet. “Is the power off?” [...]

Jay Funnies

February 21st, 2008

The other day Jay asked me for something to eat.
“Why? Don’t you have something to eat?” I asked.
“Yeah, but all they gave me was bread and leafs! And I hate leafs!” (Leafs = fresh spinach)
Today Dad was reading a Cabella’s magazine, and Jay and Rase were watching. They fell to discussing whether Joe got his [...]

The Adventure of the Chair
or, The Redneck Home Improvement Show
Once upon a time there was a family who at one time had very nice office chairs, but over the years of use, had become…well, not-so-nice. One was a trick chair–if you leaned too far back, you fell over. The back was broken on another so [...]

Hello Canon!

February 15th, 2008

Joe got his new camera today, he’s totally happy, as you can imagine! He took some pictures of Elle Jane and my new shoes (that match my hair). Yay!! I’m sure I’ll probably inundate you with pictures, as I know he’s got more coming…but I figured I’d post these for now! (I’m not linking to [...]

Month of No Sweets

January 19th, 2008

Remember how we don’t eat sweets in the month of January? Well. Last night Dad came home, and he brought two boxes that looked like pizza boxes, and a gallon of milk. When I saw the pizza-like boxes, I thought, “Two pizzas? Dad knows we eat more than just two! Maybe they were a really [...]