I hath seen with mine own eyes that Santa Claus is a woman. She even called me.
This morning I woke up at 9:30. At 9:40, I get a call from “restricted”. It was one of the ladies who works at the post office! She had an express package for me. Yay!! I guessed it was [...]
Sorry, Guys, Santa Claus Is A Woman (and don’t let me drive a stick!!)
December 23rd, 2007
Santa Claus Lives in Billings, Montana
December 19th, 2007
Funny that us, who don’t “do” Santa, have had two brushes with the famous red-wearing, chimney-climbing fat man. I’m sorry to break it to you, folks, but I do have three facts that will change forever your perception of said Santa (who really should know better than to climb chimneys in an outfit that has [...]
There’s Still 25 Days Until Christmas!
November 30th, 2007
You know what bothers me (no you don’t so I’ll tell you!) is everybody starts holidays wayyy before they actually are! For instance, there were stores putting out Christmas stuff BEFORE Halloween! What’s the point of that?? Why not just celebrate every holiday in its own time, instead of rushing things?
Maybe because the stores want [...]