Santa Claus Lives in Billings, Montana
Funny that us, who don’t “do” Santa, have had two brushes with the famous red-wearing, chimney-climbing fat man. I’m sorry to break it to you, folks, but I do have three facts that will change forever your perception of said Santa (who really should know better than to climb chimneys in an outfit that has white on it!)
Santa Fact #1: Santa Does Not Drive Reindeer Or A Sleigh.
No, my friends, Santa Claus drives…you’ll never guess. A sewer truck! When we lived in Oregon, Santa came to visit us, and no he didn’t drive magical reindeer, he drove an ordinary sewer truck. Nice going!
Santa Fact #2: Santa Claus Does Not Go Down Chimneys.
Nope. He comes through the front door! When he came to our house, he came to the front door like an ordinary person.
Santa Fact #3: Santa Does Not Live At The North Pole.
We have conclusively found at least the city Santa Claus lives in, and no, it’s not the North Pole. Today we received a check in the mail, postmarked Billings, Montana, from Santa Claus!
I think I may just believe in Santa after all!
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December 19th, 2007 at 6:23 pm
Do a handwriting analysis and you might even be able to find out how creative he is!
December 20th, 2007 at 12:07 pm
LOL! Too funny!
December 22nd, 2007 at 3:32 pm
LOL! How funny, Anne! And you may not remember me, but we used to IM a loooong time ago. (My maiden name was Cook; I was on the Patriarch’s Daughters Yahoo Group.)
December 22nd, 2007 at 9:39 pm
SHIRLEY!!!!! you need to update!!! its been what? like 3 days?? :)) you should CALL me sometime!!
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