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Remuss Starr

June 28th, 2007

An amateur genealogical researcher discovered that his great-great uncle, Remus Starr, a fellow lacking in character, was hanged for horse stealing and train robbery in Montana in 1889. The only known photograph of Remus shows him standing on the gallows. On the back of the picture is this inscription:

“Remus Starr; horse thief; sent to Montana Territorial Prison 1885, escaped 1887; robbed the Montana Flyer six times. Caught by Pinkerton detectives. Convicted and hanged 1889.”

In a Family History subsequently written by the researcher, Remus’s picture is cropped so that all that’s seen is a head shot. The
accompanying biographical sketch is as follows:

“Remus Starr was a famous cowboy in the Montana Territory. His business empire grew to include acquisition of valuable equestrian assets and intimate dealings with the Montana railroad. Beginning in 1885, he devoted several years of his life to service at a government facility, finally taking leave to resume his dealings with the railroad. In 1887, he was a key player in a vital investigation run by the renowned Pinkerton Detective Agency. In 1889, Remus passed away during an important civic function held in his honor when the platform upon which he was standing collapsed.”

5 Responses to “Remuss Starr”

  1. BenjieP Says:

    LOL! That’s hilarious! Nice cover-up ;)

  2. Anne-the-cat Says:

    I thought it was pretty good! :lol: :D

  3. Coie Igarashi Says:

    That’s not for real is it?! That’s funny! :)

  4. Anne-the-cat Says:

    LOL I’m not positive if it’s for real or not, but it still is funny either way!

  5. Crazed Jedi Says:

    As a journalism major, I can fully appreciate the power of twisting truth with words. That story put a evil grin on my face. *Queue sinister laughter*

    Sorry, don’t know what came over me. Anyhow, nice site Anne. Very…pink. I’m guessing that was the point. You say you are short. How short? I am a short Sicilian guy measuring in at 5′ 6”. Can you beat that?

    Ok, I’m done now. Catch ya on the flip side.

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