Married, And How I Got There
I am married.
There, got that out of the way.
My friends, I’m sorry the announcement comes postwedding, but I myself was only notified yesterday.
It happened like this. Folks, this is the easiest way to get married, ever.
First, find someone, preferably someone with the same last name as yourself. That way it works. If you didn’t have the same name, it wouldn’t work. For instance, a brother would work perfectly.
Second, create a bank account together. Ours was for AJ Web Studios.
Thirdly, wait. You will receive paperwork in the mail. Ours (Joe’s and mine) said, “Dear Mr. and Mrs. McLean,”.
Now you are married.
I hope you enjoyed this short tutorial on how to get married. Please do not sue me for using it incorrectly. Please do not sue me for bad results. Please do not sue me if the state thinks you aren’t really married. Thank you.
P.S. I’m not really married, just to let you know. In case you got worried or something. Like in case you were worried I sent you an invitation and you lost it…or that you didn’t get one. There was no wedding, therefore no invitations.
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In case you haven't noticed, my name is Anne, but in RL it's pronounced Annie. At this moment in time I happen to be 21 years old. Herein you will find: The rants, rambles, and otherwise uninteresting happenings in the life of...well, ME, you might say. 
June 2nd, 2008 at 7:40 pm
Aw, nuts … you mean you’re not really married? What a bummer.
And it could have been so easy, too.
June 3rd, 2008 at 7:44 pm
Ha ha! Funny! But when will it really happen? ;)
June 3rd, 2008 at 7:46 pm
Ha ha! Funny! But when can we expect an announcement of the real thing? ;)
June 6th, 2008 at 2:57 pm
Very funny Shirley!
June 7th, 2008 at 8:31 pm
Why I said basically the same thing twice—I have no idea Bad memory, I guess.
June 15th, 2008 at 7:34 pm
LOL
that was the BEST tutorial I have ever, ever read.
Thank you.
<3
June 26th, 2008 at 5:22 am
ok this made my day (: