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I hath seen with mine own eyes that Santa Claus is a woman. She even called me.
This morning I woke up at 9:30. At 9:40, I get a call from “restricted”. It was one of the ladies who works at the post office! She had an express package for me. Yay!! I guessed it was [...]

Funny that us, who don’t “do” Santa, have had two brushes with the famous red-wearing, chimney-climbing fat man. I’m sorry to break it to you, folks, but I do have three facts that will change forever your perception of said Santa (who really should know better than to climb chimneys in an outfit that has [...]

Mom is Dead.

December 16th, 2007

PLEASE FULLY READ BEFORE COMING TO ANY CONCLUSIVE CONCLUSIONS. THANK YOU.
Folks, I’m sorry to bring you the sad news that Mom passed away at approximately 12:15pm today.
“Anne, could you take my blood pressure?” she asked.
“Ok.” I got up and went over to her to take her blood pressure. I put the cuff on her, adjusted [...]

Writing on the Wrapper

December 12th, 2007

We’ve learned, from experience, that you better watch out if you have your little siblings wrap a gift for you. The reason being, they might write embarrassing, funny things on your gifts. For instance, one year, Tess wrapped a gift from Ben to one of the girls, and on it was written: “To (name), from [...]

Our Exciting Life

December 10th, 2007

Beth’s Birthday, December 9th
I forgot to post a post on Beth’s birthday yesterday!! Shame on me! Well, yesterday Beth turned all of 14. She’s really becoming quite the young lady, too! Here’s some pics!
Pictures
There’s a few pictures here of Eric’s birthday, too.

First a picture of Beth with the deer she got this year!

Beth and the [...]