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Mom is Dead.

December 16th, 2007

PLEASE FULLY READ BEFORE COMING TO ANY CONCLUSIVE CONCLUSIONS. THANK YOU.
Folks, I’m sorry to bring you the sad news that Mom passed away at approximately 12:15pm today.
“Anne, could you take my blood pressure?” she asked.
“Ok.” I got up and went over to her to take her blood pressure. I put the cuff on her, adjusted [...]

You know what bothers me (no you don’t so I’ll tell you!) is everybody starts holidays wayyy before they actually are! For instance, there were stores putting out Christmas stuff BEFORE Halloween! What’s the point of that?? Why not just celebrate every holiday in its own time, instead of rushing things?
Maybe because the stores want [...]

I just gotta.

September 9th, 2007

Some funny one-liners!
I used to eat a lot of natural foods until I learned that most people die of natural causes.
The part of the automobile responsible for most accidents is the nut holding the steering wheel.
If there is no God, who pops up the next Kleenex? (Got this as a spam comment!)

Joe posted a video!

September 2nd, 2007

Check it out! (Video of Paul making mistakes…poor Paul!)

First of all, happy birthday to Em and Katie, who are now twelve! Head on over to their blogs and leave them a note! (Yes, it was yesterday, but my post didn’t get out in time!)
So. This is how my day went (yesterday, but I didn’t get it written in time!)! I woke up [...]