Here Is A Random Quote

Archive for the ‘Funny’ Category

In The Dark of the Night

 

It was a dark, silent, hot (hot is a clue…hot means doors and windows are left open) night. Until about 3:15 am, that is, when there was this crash and a loud RAWWWWWWWEEEEEEERRRR that sounded like someone saying OWWWWWWW or a very hurt cat.
“Oh no,” I thought, awaking from a dead sleep. (Well, not so dead, because if I was dead I wouldn’t be able to wake up.) “Did someone step on ?” (Yes, was my first thought. My second was…) “Last night when and I were flipping the breakers, did we leave one off and tripped over the fan in the dark?”
I jumped out of bed and gingerly made my way to the door (although what ginger has to do with it, I have no idea, I was just trying to avoid the stuff on the floor), but didn’t see . I stood in the hall for a few minutes, listening intently, thinking “Well, if tripped over the fan, maybe would need help picking him up.” No sound from there though, so I tiptoed into the living room.

Nothing.

I went to the kitchen, and turned the light on. To the left of the island, under ’s barstool, I saw . You know how cats are, when they are hurt, they act weird and try to get away from you? Well, I said “, kitty kitty?” and she glanced at , but was creeping towards the garbage can. Suddenly, she bolted towards it, and I looked around the right side of the island.

In the doorway, staring back at , was . Or so I thought. Her ears were back, her yellow eyes glowed, and her tail was all fluffed out.

It was the creepiest thing I’ve ever seen. I think I’ve read too many Alfred Hitchcocks and listened to too many weird, scary stories.

That cat wasn’t .

It couldn’t have been, because was going around the corner towards that cat! Two ’s?!?

I didn’t know what to think.

The thought of, “Is this ’s evil twin?!?” did cross my mind.

I was about to freak out, when suddenly leapt at the other cat, and chased it off. Remember I said hot was a clue? Well, the door to the garage was open, and so was the big garage door. I went to the doorway and saw the other cat running off down the driveway. I was afraid was chasing her, and would get lost, so in a quavery voice I said “Pilot? Kitty kitty?”

To my relief, came out from under ’s car, looking very pleased with herself. I closed the garage door, and went back to bed. I had a hard time getting back to sleep, though!

Somebody has to watch the house while the dog’s sleeping. Might as well be the cat!

Posted on July 6th, 2008 @ 5:29 pm | Filed under: Funny, Pets, Random |
 
 

Categories

Recent Comments