I win.
“Through storm and sun, you traversed the noveling seas. Pitted against a merciless deadline and battling hordes of distractions, you persevered. Your dedication to the high-velocity literary arts is remarkable. Your victory shall be recorded for all time in the annals of the Office of Letters and Light, where it will serve as a beacon to writers hoping to someday follow your triumphant path. You did it, novelist. We couldn’t be prouder.”
So says my winner’s certificate! Now I need to figure out a title so I can print that on the certificate and hang it on my wall with my 2006 winner’s certificate. (Yes, I gave up last year, but I won’t again…at least I’ll sure try not to!)
To answer a few questions:
» No, I probably won’t show this year’s novel to anyone. It’s really terrible, but that’s alright…writing doesn’t always have to be perfect…and writing doesn’t always have to be shared either.
» Now that this NaNoWriMo is over, I’m free to do other things…such as edit my 2007 novel, The Impossible Wish, so it can be published and so you can read it.
» Yes, I’m having a party…it’s called the “Finish off the big milk-chocolate-with-almonds candybar party”. Sound good? It is! Don’t you wish you could come?
» No, I’m not quite finished, either; I need to wrap it up then I’ll be done. Probably under two thousand more words.
» Yes, I’m insane.
» And yes, if you want, I’m still taking donations for this shirt!!
And for the record…I love bars.

Purple bars, that is.
(and thanks for stumbling it,...