All Things Anne

We’re leaving tomorrow…I’ll be back with a post ;) Take care!

I am married.

There, got that out of the way.

My friends, I’m sorry the announcement comes postwedding, but I myself was only notified yesterday.

It happened like this. Folks, this is the easiest way to get married, ever.

First, find someone, preferably someone with the same last name as yourself. That way it works. If you didn’t have the same name, it wouldn’t work. For instance, a brother would work perfectly.

Second, create a bank account together. Ours was for AJ Web Studios.

Thirdly, wait. You will receive paperwork in the mail. Ours (Joe’s and mine) said, “Dear Mr. and Mrs. McLean,”.

Now you are married.

I hope you enjoyed this short tutorial on how to get married. Please do not sue me for using it incorrectly. Please do not sue me for bad results. Please do not sue me if the state thinks you aren’t really married. Thank you.

P.S. I’m not really married, just to let you know. In case you got worried or something. Like in case you were worried I sent you an invitation and you lost it…or that you didn’t get one. There was no wedding, therefore no invitations.