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Archive for August, 2007

Acronym Replacer
This is a great plugin; I just don’t use it anymore because I realized I don’t really use acronyms very much on my blog! This plugin wraps acronyms (defined in the plugin file) with the acronym tag <acronym title=”by the way”>btw</acronym>. Works great, IF you like editing your plugins. Customization is done through the [...]

I’ve decided to review plugins I test, since I try so many.
Star Rating
First off, I have Star Rating, the review plugin I’m currently using for star rating! It’s exactly what I wanted. Extremely easy to use (especially after fiddling with WP Review Stuff and one I couldn’t even get to work–the URL/name slips my mind), [...]

The Uses Of A Cell Phone

August 11th, 2007

Cell phones are a wonderful invention. I’m sure you knew that already. I just want to expound on the various, perhaps un-thought-of uses for the wonderful invention, the cell phone.
5. Flashlight. Only it doesn’t light up very far!
4. Timer. For like, food and stuff! Handy when one’s microwave’s power level doesn’t work and there’s no [...]

What’s Your IQ?

August 3rd, 2007

This guy goes into a restaurant, and a robot comes up to him and says, “Hello, I’ll be your conversationalist for the evening until you are seated. What is your IQ?”
The guy says 160, and the robot talks to him about the theory of relativity, NASA stuff, and quantum mechanics. The guy is intrigued, and [...]

OH MY GOODNESS

August 1st, 2007

OH MY GOODNESS
OH MY
OH MY
I am. Speechless.
Look.
MY FRIEND WOULD HAVE BEEN ON THAT BRIDGE HAD HIS MOM NOT BEEN SICK.
HIS PASTOR’S FAMILY CROSSED THE BRIDGE JUST BEFORE IT COLLAPSED.
ANOTHER CHURCH FAMILY WAS ON THE OTHER SIDE, STUCK, BEFORE IT COLLAPSED AND THEY ARE FINE TOO.
OH MY GOODNESS.
PRAISE THE LORD THEY ARE FINE!!! PRAY FOR THE [...]