(Today isn’t my birthday; the 11th was. This is the post I had, but couldn’t post because HSB was down. I have since left there!)
And therefore I have the prerogative to eat chocolate cookies and drink root beer for breakfast. Of course I had a little something substantial afterwards…leftovers of my birthday dinner!
Today I was pleasantly surprised to get “offline messages” (on my instant messenger…meaning I was offline when they sent them, so I got them when I came online) from people I rarely get offline messages from, and they said happy birthday! And I’ve got lots of ecards and notes…thank you all!
We went out to the DMV to get Joe’s permit and my ID card (I don’t have a permit or license). Guess what. Since I hadn’t brought a birth certificate, I couldn’t get an ID. Now, the whole birth certificate thing seems kind of weird to me. Sure, they can have them somewhere in the bowels of the government, but why do *I* need it to prove I’m alive? It’s like…hellO, here I AM…I’m ALIVE! Whatever. And the only thing I need the ID for is opening any kind of bank account anyway!
To get a state-issued ID, you have to have: a birth certificate (with you, by the way); a social insecurity card (preferably your own), and a proof of residency (again, preferably at your own house). To open any kind of bank account, you need: a state-issued ID. Of course banks won’t take the birth certificate, SS card (SS as in…Nazi?), or the proof of residency. That’s good enough for the government. But is it good enough for the banks? Of course not!
So. That is why I have to get a state-issued ID. You know…really, I guess, all I SHOULD have to do is bring a picture of me in there, and tell them my height, weight, hair color, eye color, address, etc. After all, that IS what’s on an ID! The only difference is, I’m IN their system…